You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn’t touch you with a Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you, I’d take the seasick crocodile.
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You’re a nasty wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr Grinch.
The three best words that best describe you, Are as follows, and I quote” Stink! Stank! Stunk!
You’re a rotter. Mr Grinch.
You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots, Mr Grinch.
Your sole is a appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful,
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr Grinch
With a noxious super nos,
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked horse Mr Grinch!
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut,
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is a Christmas song that was originally written and composed for the 1966 cartoon special How the Grinch Stole Christmas!