“You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” Feat. Tay Zonday

Day 5

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.

You’re as cuddly as a cactus, You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.

You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.

Your heart’s an empty hole.

Your brain is full of spiders.

You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.

I wouldn’t touch you with a Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.

You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you, I’d take the seasick crocodile.

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You’re a nasty wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks.

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you, Are as follows, and I quote” Stink! Stank! Stunk!

You’re a rotter. Mr Grinch.

You’re the king of sinful sots.

Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots, Mr Grinch.

Your sole is a appalling dump heap,

Overflowing with the most disgraceful,

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch

With a noxious super nos,

You’re a crooked jerky jockey and,

You drive a crooked horse Mr Grinch!

You’re a three-decker sauerkraut,

And toadstool sandwich,

With arsenic sauce!

You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is a Christmas song that was originally written and composed for the 1966 cartoon special How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

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