We are in the middle of the NBA playoffs, and that means we are treated (or not) to a lot of the TNT crew. That means plenty of Charles Barkley. Love him or hate him, he has been one of the most recognizable NBA personalities of the past 3 decades. In recognition of his stellar … Continue reading Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden – is a thing?!
By: Matt Alexander Are you ready for another savage af teardown of semi-popular games? I don't care, that's what you're getting! Alien: Isolation- Crouch-walk through a giant spaceship as the distant relative of the real Ridley as you piece together an equally uninteresting backstory. Get mauled by human, android, and alien alike. 3/10 For Honor- … Continue reading Hot Takes Vol. 2: Popular Games That Destroy Your Faith In Democracy!
*Editor's Note: With the launch of the highly anticipated Resident Evil 7, we decided to take a look back into the legendary horror videogame franchise. Take a walk down nostalgia lane with us as we recount the memorable (and not so memorable) titles that make up the vaunted series. This is a primer for our RE7 … Continue reading Resident Evil Series Review: Aiming Up, Mind Blown!
By: Matt Alexander Do you get it? It's a pun. Because it sounds like "invisible ink". #paranomasia Sigh … Moving on, "Invisible, Inc." by Canadian developer Klei Entertainment is delightfully bro. It's Mission Impossible for PC nerds (it's also on PS4 and Steam). The story plays out thusly: Corporations have taken over the world in … Continue reading Invisible Inc. Review: A Secret Message for Woke Gamers
By: Matt Alexander We ain't talking 'bout practice, this the real thing. Yes, the REAL Final Fantasy III -- not the one with double the number and double the bits -- brings some swag in the form of 8-bit battling (or enhanced graphics, depending on which version you're playing). First it was on NES, but only … Continue reading Final Fantasy III Throwback Review: Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing, Baby!
*Editor's Note: You can get this off of Steam or the PlayStation Network. By: Matt Alexander You might be saying, "Damn, that's an awesome name" or , "who would name their game something like that?" or maybe even, "why the tome gotta be black?". Fear not, gamers, this title will cover less than none of your … Continue reading Dragon Fantasy: The Black Tome Of Ice Review
By: Matt Alexander If ever there were a time to get back to your roots, now is that time. This game is throwback to simpler gaming, when saving the world and collecting coins was all the motivation you needed. "Oceanhorn: Master of Uncharted Seas" is an homage to "git 'er done". First things first about … Continue reading Oceanhorn: Master of Uncharted Seas Review
By: Matt Alexander Who doesn't love Christmas time? One-horse open sleighs, lights in the park, and the blood-curdling screams of smoldering innocents … "Parasite Eve", Squaresoft's effort from 1998, provides these and maybe even a little more! This survival horror action-RPG (yes, it is all of those things) is a short bit of fun with … Continue reading Parasite Eve: A December to Remember!
Don't you love smart asses? "Zenith" is all about that snark life. It is a bold action RPG in the style of Diablo, except with a maxed out sarcasm stat (seriously, check the status menu). The story is stuffed -- even more than your mom -- with gaming and movie references, and is sure to … Continue reading Zenith Review: An NSFW experience for the discerning ESFP gamer.
Editor's Note: T-13 days until Christmas, and we continue to bring you guys fresh content every day. Today's entry is a review of the long-awaited Final Fantasy XV, the perfect gift for PlayStation fans, jrpg fans, or the guy you knew in college that had a giant replica sword or like three katanas. Plus, you know, fans … Continue reading Final Fantasy XV Review: It’s Finally Here!